Let’s rewind to the early days of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Kris had a face that looked lived-in, like a cozy recliner after a long nap. No shade—she was a mom of six, surviving on caffeine and sheer willpower.
Back then, her forehead was her own. It moved! It expressed surprise! Now? It’s as smooth as a freshly Zambonied ice rink. The difference is so dramatic that you half-expect her to rent it out for a hockey game.
Let’s be honest: the "before" Kris looked like she could bake you a pie and give you sound financial advice. The "after" Kris looks like she’ll sell you that pie for a 20% commission and a cameo on your Instagram story. It’s a glow-up, but make it corporate.
