Let’s be real: a shopping centre KFC is never going to be a Michelin-starred retreat. But this one has a certain charm. It’s that chaotic energy of people juggling bags, kids hyped on fizzy drinks, and the faint sound of a mop sloshing in the corner.
The seating area is a mix of plastic booths and chairs that look like they’ve seen a few too many “cheeky Nando’s” arguments. Yet, somehow, it works. You’re not here for the ambiance; you’re here for the gravy.
Pro tip: grab a table near the window if you can. You get a front-row seat to watch the shopping centre drama unfold—like that one bloke arguing with a parking meter. Free entertainment with your Zinger Tower.
The Menu: Predictable, But Glorious
Look, I’m not going to pretend the menu here is groundbreaking. It’s KFC. You know the drill: Original Recipe, Hot Wings, and that addictive coleslaw that no one admits to loving. But you do love it. Don’t lie.
What got me this time was the Popcorn Chicken. It was piping hot, salty, and perfectly crunchy. I swear I heard a little angelic choir when I bit into the first piece. Maybe that was just the hunger talking, but still.
And the chips? Look, I’m British—I judge chips harshly. These were above average. Crispy on the outside, fluffy inside, and ideal for scooping up the last dregs of gravy. A solid 7.5/10. Don’t @ me.
33a Market Place Burgess Hill - Eightfold Property
