The most famous rule? No leavened bread for eight days. That means no wheat, barley, rye, oats, or spelt that’s been allowed to rise. In practical terms: goodbye, pizza; hello, matzo—a crisp, flat cracker that reminds you what survival tastes like.
But don’t panic. Jewish food geniuses have crafted matzo brei (a sort of scrambled egg and matzo pancake) and flourless chocolate cake that could win any dessert contest. The trick is to lean into the restriction as a creative challenge, not a punishment.
Fun fact: Ashkenazi Jews also avoid kitniyot (legumes, rice, corn) during Passover, while Sephardic Jews happily eat them. Yes, it’s a mini intra-community debate every spring. Just nod, serve your quinoa, and let the family argue among themselves.