Every outage makes you want to switch to EE or O2. But then you remember: the grass is always greener on the other network’s side. All carriers have bad days. Vodafone just has spectacularly bad days that trend on social media.
So, is there a problem today? Check the time. If it’s between 9:00 AM and 5:00 PM on a weekday? Probably. If it’s 2 AM? You’re just drunk and your phone is fine. Pour one out for the badger in the server room.
The Final Verdict
In conclusion, Vodafone is like that friend who’s great to have, but sometimes they “forget” to show up to your party. Today might be that day. But remember: without the occasional outage, we wouldn’t appreciate the sweet, sweet silence of a perfect connection. Or the joy of loudly complaining about it online. Now, go restart your router and hug your cat. You’re welcome.
