Because it’s a relic that refuses to die. Most 90s tech is in a landfill. The George Foreman Grill is still being bought by college students and nostalgia nerds.
It’s a conversation starter. Mention it at a party, and someone will say, “Oh man, my dad used that thing for everything!” It’s a shared memory.
It’s also a testament to the power of a good pitch. “Lean, mean, fat-reducing grilling machine” is poetry. Pure, ridiculous poetry.
The Final Sizzle
So, yes. The George Foreman Grill is still made. It’s still sold. And it’s still making people feel like backyard champions in a tiny apartment.
If you don’t have one, go buy one. They cost about $40. You’ll grill a hot dog at 2 AM and feel invincible. Promise.
And if you do have one, dust it off. Make a grilled cheese. Thank George Foreman for his service. Then knock out the fat.
