We’re arguing about a grocery store’s holiday schedule. Imagine aliens watching us panic over a closed Aldi. They’d laugh.
But here’s the truth: It’s fun to care about small things. Easter Monday is a day of rest. Why shouldn’t Aldi rest, too?
Plus, the mystery keeps life spicy. Will they be open? Won’t they? Spoiler: they won’t. And that’s perfectly, wonderfully, cutely annoying.
So go. Buy your eggs early. Embrace the chaos of a holiday without discount groceries. And remember: Tuesday will come. With chocolate and victory.
