So, is Advion safe for pets? Yes, if you use it like a responsible adult. No, if you treat your home like a roach-themed amusement park where your dog is the main customer. The gel is a tool, not a toy. If you’re still worried, call your vet or pet poison hotline (yes, that’s a real thing—and they’re very nice).
Or, you know, do what I did: place the bait, hold your breath, and distract your cat with a laser pointer. The roaches disappeared in three days. Mochi is still alive, fat, and judging me. And I’m sleeping better—until I see a second cockroach. But that’s a story for next week’s therapy session.
