You don’t have to be perfect. Burp, fart, and make weird noises. That’s the process. A detox is just a conversation with your body. It’s awkward, funny, and honest. Your body will thank you by not making you feel like a garbage truck.
So go ahead. Drink that warm lemon water. Eat your beet-tinged dreams. And remember: you are not cleansing your sins. You’re just having a really cool, weird, inside-out snack time. Cheers to your gut’s tiny spa day.
