Look, I’m not going to tell you you’ll never see an ant again. One ant is a lost, lonely explorer. Two ants is a reconnaissance team. Ten ants is your new reality if you ignore the basics. The key is consistency. You can’t just do one step. You have to seal AND bait AND clean AND spray traces. It’s like a hygiene dance.
If you do all this, you will win. You’ll wake up one morning, pour your coffee, and notice: no ants. The counter is empty. The sugar bowl is safe. You’ll feel a weird sense of triumph, as if you’ve outsmarted a tiny, ancient civilization. And honestly? You have. Now go enjoy that coffee without a side of chitin.
