Woodlice are basically tiny, eyeless (well, they have eyes, but they’re terrible) crustaceans that crave moisture. They are not termites. They are not silverfish. They are just stubborn little hitchhikers that wandered in from the garden. They feed on decaying organic matter—think dead leaves, mold, and that forgotten potato under your fridge. So, if you see them, your house is telling you it’s slightly damp.
Here’s the ironic part: woodlice are actually good for the soil outdoors. But inside? They’re just freeloaders. And like any freeloader, they leave when the party gets uncomfortable. So let’s make them very uncomfortable.
