Okay, let’s be real. If pigeons are nesting in your eaves or have decided your roof is their permanent vacation home, you might need professional help. Search for “bird control” services in your area.
They’ll install spiky strips, bird netting, or even an electric track (which only tickles them, I promise). It costs a bit, but it’s worth it for the peace of mind. And for the salad you’ll finally get to eat.
Just avoid any advice that involves poison or glue traps. That’s cruel, illegal in many places, and frankly, not worth the karma. You want rid of pigeons, not a guilt trip.
A Quick Reality Check
You won’t get rid of every single pigeon forever. They’re survivors. But you can make your garden so annoying that they decide your neighbor’s yard is a better option. (Sorry, Dave from next door.)
Start with one method today. Maybe just hang that old CD from the rosemary bush. Trust me, you’ll feel a little better. And if you see that fat pigeon from my story, give it a squirt from the hose from me. You’ve earned it.