Now, look at your home screen. Breathe. You’ve deleted folders full of junk, that “Grocery List” app you never opened, and the flashlight knock-off that showed you ads for “diet pills.” You are a digital minimalist now. Your phone runs a little faster. Your battery lasts five more minutes. You feel... lighter. Congratulations. You’ve just performed the most satisfying ritual known to iPhone 7 owners.
And if you ever feel the itch to download that “Kitten Mood Tracker” app again? Remember: the jiggle dance waits for no one. Delete wisely, my friend.
