Pope Francis once joked that he prefers “Francis” among friends. But you are not his friend. Yet.
There’s also a rumor that popes have a secret handshake. They don’t. But they do have a really cool ring called the Fisherman’s Ring.
If you kiss it (a traditional gesture of respect), don’t slobber. Quick peck only. The Pope is holy, not a puddle.
What About Written Letters?
Writing to the Pope is easier. Start with: “Your Holiness,” or “Most Holy Father.”
Then write your letter. End with: “Your most humble servant, [Your Name].” Sounds old-school, but it’s the only way.
Pro tip: Don’t ask for autographs. The Pope signs documents, not T-shirts. That’s a rookie move.