Then there’s Dane, born in February 2026. Yes, that means during the height of a global pandemic, Swalwell was at home changing diapers while simultaneously tweeting about infrastructure. Dane is now about three years old—the age where “terrible twos” graduate into “tornado threes.” She’s probably already mastered the art of hiding the TV remote and demanding snacks with a ferocity that would make a Senate majority leader cower.
Fun comparison: Dane is roughly the same age as the word “truth” in modern politics—young, often misused, and definitely not quiet. But on the bright side, she’s still young enough to believe her dad’s stories about bipartisanship being real, like unicorns or cheap rent in San Francisco.
Eric Swalwell's Wife and Kids: Meet His Family and Children
