Short answer: no. But they’ll tolerate it if you keep the wet food warm (cats prefer it at 98.6°F, which is ideal for burning your tongue). And always leave a little dry kibble out for the late-night munchies—just a tablespoon or two. It’s like a very sad vending machine that only offers one item, but cats love that item.
So the magic number is twice a day for adults, three to four times for kittens, and as many times as the cat demands if you’re a weak-willed human. The takeaway? Feed wet food consistently, hydrate your feline dictator, and never, ever trust a cat that says “meow” at 5 AM. That’s not hunger; that’s an audition for a horror movie. Now go open a can—your cat has already written a review in their head, and it’s not great.