So, how much is Chris Brown worth? The official number hovers around $50 million. But that number is like a greased pig—slippery and always moving. Between lawsuits, new music, and impulse purchases of diamond-encrusted grills, it could be $45 million tomorrow or $55 million after a surprise Super Bowl appearance.
One thing’s for sure: he’s not going broke anytime soon. Unless he decides to buy a private island made of solid gold and pay for it with a credit card. But knowing Chris Brown, he’d probably dance his way out of that too. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to start practicing my moonwalk… and maybe check my couch for loose change.
