Here’s the headline: a Third Space membership will set you back roughly $200 to $350 per month. Yes, per month. That’s not a typo. For comparison, you could buy a very fancy toaster every single month.
But wait—there’s more. This fee is for a single club. If you want access to all five locations in London, you’re looking at the top tier. That’s closer to $400 a month. Suddenly, your Netflix subscription feels like pocket change.
Why so much? Because you’re not just paying for a place to sweat. You’re paying for a vibe. A carefully curated, fern-filled, marble-heavy vibe.
What’s Actually Included?
Let’s break it down like a protein shake. You get unlimited group classes. From hot yoga to high-intensity interval training, it’s all there. And the instructors? They look like they just stepped out of a fitness magazine. No judgment, but they probably have perfect hair when sweating.
You also get a state-of-the-art gym floor. Racks of dumbbells that aren’t missing a single weight. Treadmills with screens that play Netflix. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but with more spandex.
Then there’s the spa. Steam rooms, saunas, and rainfall showers. It’s the kind of place where you can contemplate your life choices while wrapped in a fluffy towel. The towel is infinite. You never run out of clean towels. That alone is worth a small fortune.
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