Paul Hollywood gets paid £1.2 million a series for Bake Off. Is that a lot? Yes. Is it too much? For the entertainment value alone? Probably not. Think about it: if you had to taste 40 soggy bottoms this afternoon and still smile for the camera, you’d want a fat check too. (And a therapist.)
So next time you watch Paul raise that slice of lemon drizzle to his lips, remember: he’s not just tasting sugar and butter. He’s tasting instant wealth. And honestly? I’m not even jealous. I’m just in awe. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go practice my handshake. Because one day, you never know. (A girl can dream, right?)
