Let’s put 31 years in perspective. In 2026, the Clubcard is:
- Younger than the Queen’s reign (she hit 70 years in 2026) — but older than Prince Harry.
- Older than the average cat (domestic cats live about 15 years, so Clubcard has lived two cat lives).
- Born the same year as eBay (1995) — but eBay changed the world more dramatically. Still, eBay isn’t in my pocket every Tuesday.
What other thing from 1995 is still useful today? Maybe a favourite sweatshirt? Or a good recipe? Exactly. Clubcard is the comfort food of retail.
The Future of an Old Friend
In 2026, Tesco still pushes Clubcard hard. It’s not going anywhere. They’re experimenting with AI to predict what you’ll buy next. It’s a 31-year-old system learning new tricks. Will it make it to 40? To 50? Probably, because it’s not just a card — it’s a relationship.
So next time you swipe or tap your Clubcard, give it a little nod. It’s been collecting points in your life for over three decades. And it’s not done yet. Happy 31st, you beautiful piece of history. Here’s to ageing well.
