If you want the high-level drunken math: 1 pint = 1.33 US beers (12 oz), 1.67 UK beers (12 oz), or 0.47 of a German liter. But really, it’s simpler than that. The universe made pints confusing so bartenders could charge you more for less. It’s a conspiracy, and I’m not over it.
So next time someone asks, “How many beers is in a pint?” just answer “Enough.” Then order an extra one for the glass. Or better yet, skip the glass entirely. Drink from the can, live free, and never do fractions after 9 PM. Cheers—you’re now 1.33 times wiser.
