So, how long will you be sick with the flu? About a week for the main event, but plan for at least two weeks to feel fully human again. The first five days are the worst, the next five are annoying, and then you’re left with a cough that hangs around like an ex who can’t read the room.
Lisa texted me again on day 7. She said, “I’m alive. Barely. But my couch and I are now in a committed relationship.” I replied, “Give it two more days, then go outside. The world will still be there, but your snot won’t.” She laughed, then coughed. Welcome to the flu club—we have tissues and sarcasm.
Bottom line: listen to your body, don’t rush it, and promise me you’ll rest for real. The flu is a bully, but you’re tougher. Just be patient. You’ll get through it—eventually.
