Let me summarize this hot mess: for most people, it’s Friday through Monday — 4 days tops. For teachers and students, it’s 9 days. For Europeans with good unions, it’s 5 days. For unlucky retail workers, it’s 0 days. The Easter break is like a chameleon in a candy store: you never know what color it will be until you’re already inside.
And that’s okay. Because honestly? The best part of Easter isn’t the length—it’s the chocolate. So whether you get two days or ten, eat the Cadbury egg, spend time with people you tolerate, and don’t panic over a flight you didn’t ask for permission to book. (Sorry again, Sarah.)
Now go check your calendar. I’ll wait.
