If you’re in a hurry (and apparently, the elephant isn’t): 18 to 22 months. That’s 640 to 700 days of waiting, bloating, and getting asked “When’s it due?” by every other elephant in the herd. Next time you see a baby elephant, don’t just think “aww.” Think about the epic ordeal that brought it into the world. And maybe buy its mom a drink—she’s been sober for two years, and she deserves it.
Now, go tell your six-year-old niece. Or just send her this article. You’re welcome.
