Listen, I’m not judging. The microwave is a tool, not a punishment. For perfectly steamed broccoli in under 3 minutes, this is your jam.
Put florets in a microwave-safe bowl. Add two tablespoons of water. Cover with a plate or microwave-safe lid. Nuke on high for 2 to 3 minutes. Let it sit for a minute before you peek—steam burns are real, folks.
Is it fancy? No. Does it get dinner on the table when you’re tired? Absolutely.
How To Cook Broccoli Properly at Andrea Rumfelt blog