So, how fast do London Tubes go? Fast enough to get you to work, but slow enough to make you question your life choices. It’s a Goldilocks situation—not too fast, not too slow, just… frustratingly adequate.
Next time you’re on one, look at the digital speed display near the driver’s cab (if you’re in the front car). It’s usually secretly visible. You’ll see it bounce between 15 and 30 mph. Thrilling, right?
And remember: the Tube is an old lady. She’s creaky, she’s slow, but she’s our grumpy old lady. Embrace the 20 mph crawl. At least you’re not walking through a London drizzle. (Or carrying a suitcase. The horror.)
Lesson learned? Speed is relative. And on the Tube, it’s also a little bit of a lie. But hey, you got here, didn’t you? Cheers to that.
