Buy smaller avocados. I know, I know—you want that giant, fleshy beast. But a smaller fruit means you eat the whole thing in one sitting. Zero storage problems. It’s the same logic as buying only one cookie when you have zero willpower. Works every time.
If you’re still reading, congrats. You now have better avocado storage skills than 90% of the population. Use your power wisely. And if someone asks you how you keep your avocado green, just wink and say, “I’m magic.” Or tell them about the water bath. But the wink adds drama.