I opened the bottle and immediately wondered if I’d accidentally bought a gourmand candle. The scent is a ridiculous, delightful punch of peppermint and rosemary, like a Christmas tree and a mojito had a very fancy baby. It’s strong enough to make your bathroom smell like a spa, but not so strong that you’ll attract bees at brunch. My dog sniffed my hair for a solid five minutes afterward, which is either the highest compliment or a sign of confusion.
Let’s be honest: we all judge a shampoo by its lather, and this one delivers a fluffy, cloud-like froth that feels criminal to waste. It’s so thick that I almost expected tiny hands to start massaging my scalp. Pro tip: if you’re a "squirt once, panic, squirt again" person, aim for a quarter-sized amount—this stuff is concentrated like a tiny vengeful genie.
The Conditioner Conundrum
Now, the conditioner is where things get weirdly emotional. It’s thick, like Greek yogurt that’s been hitting the gym, and it takes effort to squeeze out of the bottle. You’ll need the forearm strength of a competitive eater just to get it onto your palms. But once applied, it slides through tangles like a hot knife through butter—or, more accurately, like a very determined snail on a greased slide.
I have the hair of a scared cat: fine, prone to frizz, and easily offended by humidity. After using Grow Me, my hair felt suspiciously smooth. I kept checking the mirror, expecting to see a CGI-enhanced mane straight out of a shampoo commercial. My husband walked in and said, "Did you get a haircut?" I hadn’t. I just conquered my split ends with a plant-based miracle.
Watermans GrowMore, GrowPro, Shampoo and Conditioner Set( Grow Me Sham
