First, a confession: I bought Grow Me because the bottle promised “rapid growth.” I was picturing a mane that could rival a lion’s. At the very least, I expected to need a new trimmer for my sideburns after one wash.
This stuff isn’t magic. It’s a solid, mid-range haircare line that leans hard on natural ingredients like biotin, caffeine, and castor oil. It smells like a fancy spa had a baby with a box of brown sugar—which is way better than my usual “hint of desperation” scent.
The Shampoo: A Sudsy Sermon
I used the shampoo first. The texture is a clear, slightly runny gel that doesn’t foam up like a teenager at a bubble bath party. You have to work it in, which felt suspiciously like effort. But the immediate feeling? Clean. Squeaky clean. The kind of clean that makes you think your scalp just filed its taxes on time.
A surprising fact: this shampoo has no sulfates. That’s great for your hair color, but terrible for your ego when you have to use three pumps just to feel the lather. My shower drain cried, but my scalp thanked me. If you have oily hair, this is your new best friend. If you have dry hair? You might want to whisper a prayer before conditioning.
The Conditioner: A Silky Mirage
Now for the conditioner. It’s thick. Like, “accidentally drop it on the shower floor and it sits there, judging you” thick. It’s packed with shea butter and argan oil, which basically translates to: “your hair will look like you just got back from a vacation you can’t afford.”
I left it on for three minutes while I replayed an argument I had in 2012. When I rinsed, my hair felt like a baby duck. Seriously. It was soft, silky, and didn’t tangle into a bird’s nest the second I looked away. The downside? It’s a bit too rich. Use too much, and your hair looks like you deep-fried it in coconut oil. Moderation is key, unless you’re going for that “just survived a tropical storm” aesthetic.
Watermans GrowMore, GrowPro, Shampoo and Conditioner Set( Grow Me Sham
