Then comes the dreaded phrase: “We are arranging replacement bus services.” I hear a collective groan from here. A bus. On a train route. That’s like replacing a pizza with a celery stick. It just doesn’t compute.
The bus queue becomes a survival game. You eye the line. You calculate whether walking the thirteen miles home is faster. Spoiler: It often is. I swear I saw someone start jogging along the A12. Brave. Foolish. But brave.
And the buses themselves? They don’t have toilets. They don’t have tables. They smell faintly of wet dog and existential dread. You pay for a train. You get a memory of a bus.
Why Does This Always Happen?
Look, trains are metal boxes on tracks. They’re fast, heavy, and unforgiving. When something goes wrong, it goes wrong spectacularly. Greater Anglia can’t just magic a new train out of thin air. Believe me, I’ve asked.
Still, you have to laugh. Or you cry. Usually a bit of both. You hear the announcement: “Services are subject to severe disruption for the rest of the day.” Translation: good luck getting home before midnight.
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By now, you’ve missed your connection. Your dinner plans are toast. Your partner has texted “What time???” with seventeen question marks. You are living in a state of pure, raw now-ness. Train-less. Hopeless. Snack-less?
