So the next time you see a box of frozen heart-shaped pizza in the freezer aisle, buy it. Don’t think. It will not be the best pizza you ever eat. In fact, it will probably be the worst pizza you eat this month. But it will be the funniest.
It’s a small, circular (uh, heart-shaped) monument to the fact that we all deserve a little bit of warmth, even if it comes from a box that says “Tasty Lovin’ Brand.” Serve it with a glass of cheap wine and an episode of a show you’ve seen before. That, my friend, is the highest form of self-love. And it’s only $4.99.
