Fonthill Road is not for the faint of heart or for anyone who gets claustrophobic easily. It is, however, for anyone who loves a bargain, a good story, and the thrill of the hunt. You will leave with a dress, a headache, and a feeling of smug superiority because you spent £30 on something that looks like a million bucks. Plus, you’ll have a fantastic excuse to avoid buying drinks later: “Sorry, I’m broke from my dress shopping adventure.” They’ll never know you just saved £100.
So next time you’re in Finsbury Park, ignore the tube maps and the chain stores. Head straight for the street that looks like a fabric explosion. Bring your patience, your sense of humor, and an empty bag. And remember: if you see a sequined kangaroo, just nod politely and move on. That’s just Fonthill Road saying hello.