This road is cursed. Seriously. Last month, a goat escaped from a petting zoo and caused a nine-car pileup. The goat survived and posed for selfies with firefighters.
Before that, a magician’s van broke down, spilling 1,000 rubber chickens across the intersection. Commuters played “catch the chicken” for an hour. Traffic was a hoot.
Today’s pigeon accident is just the latest weird plot twist. Upper Richmond Road doesn’t do boring accidents. It does performance art.
The Hydrant’s Revenge
That fire hydrant? It’s a repeat offender. It’s been hit seven times this year alone. Locals have named it “Squirty McSplashface.” Today, it erupted like a geyser, soaking three parked cars and a poodle.
Crash-damaged car abandoned on Upper Richmond Road – police have no
The poodle’s owner was thrilled. “Best free wash in town,” she said, laughing. The hydrant is now leaking a rainbow puddle that looks like a unicorn’s tears. Instagram is going wild.
Police say the hydrant will be replaced next week. Sure it will.
