England kicks off on Monday, June 15th, at 8:00 PM local time (which is 2:00 AM in the UK—yes, really). This is the kind of kick-off that makes you question your life choices. It’s the moment you whisper to your boss, “I’ve got a dentist appointment at 3 AM,” and hope they don’t ask for a X-ray.
I remember the last time we had a 2 AM kick-off. I set three alarms, then woke up to find my dog staring at me, wondering why I was wearing my lucky shirt and smelling of instant coffee. It’s a special kind of chaos, but it’s our chaos.
The group stage schedule is a bit like a rollercoaster you didn’t pay for. First, it’s a Monday, then a Saturday, then a Thursday. Your week becomes a mess of calendar alerts and apologetic texts to friends who suggest evening plans.
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Game two is on Saturday, June 20th, at 5:00 PM local (11:00 PM UK). Now this, my friends, is what I call a civilised kick-off. You can have a proper dinner, shout at the telly, and still be in bed before the milkman (if milkmen still existed). It’s the sweet spot of the tournament.
But don’t get too comfortable. Game three is on Thursday, June 25th, at 8:00 PM local (2:00 AM UK again). It’s like the fixture schedulers looked at your sleep schedule and laughed. Honestly, it’s a test of endurance. You’ll find yourself Googling “how to survive on 90 minutes of sleep” at 3:15 AM.
I’ve already warned my neighbours: if you hear a strange sound around 2:15 AM on June 26th, it’s just me celebrating a goal or weeping into a bowl of cereal. Either way, it’s tradition.
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