Drop down menus in WordPress are your friend, not your enemy. They’re simple to set up, require zero plugins (usually), and make your site look like you actually know what you’re doing. Aunt Carol now has a menu that says “Gnomes” → “Holiday, Garden, Racing.” She’s thrilled.
So go on, drag that link a little to the right. Own your chaos. And if it breaks? Just blame the theme. I’ll back you up.