Does Orlando have hard water? Absolutely. Proudly. Annoyingly. It’s part of the city’s charm, like humidity and alligators. You can’t escape it, but you can laugh at it.
Remember: hard water is not a crisis. It’s a quirk. A mineral-rich, film-forming, pipe-clogging quirk. And now you have a great fact for trivia night.
So go ahead. Pour a glass of that hard tap water. Toast to the limestone. Your hair may protest, but your inner geek will clap. Orlando: Where the water works harder than you do.
