So, does McDonald’s sell gallons of sweet tea? Technically, no. Practically, yes, if you know the secret handshake. Walk in with confidence, ask for a gallon of sweet tea, and be prepared to accept a container that looks like it once held potato salad. The price is a steal, the sugar is a gamble, and the experience is a rite of passage for anyone who loves cheap, addictive iced tea.
One last warning: never microwave a gallon of sweet tea. I did it once, and the plastic container turned into a melted Jell-O blob that smelled like a burnt candy shop. My kitchen smelled like regret for a week. Just drink it cold, straight from the jug, like the glorious, irresponsible adult you are.
Now go forth, brave tea warrior, and order your gallon. Your taste buds will thank you—even if your dentist sends a passive-aggressive postcard.
