Look, the difference between kilometers and miles is just a math problem we never wanted. But it’s also a tiny, delightful bit of chaos in our orderly world. It keeps life interesting.
So next time you see a confusing road sign, just shrug. Take a wild guess. Use your phone’s GPS. Or just ask your friend in the passenger seat, who is also clueless. You’re both in this together.
And if all else fails? Just remember: 1 mile is bigger than 1 km. You now know more than most politicians. Go forth and drive—or walk—safely. And bring snacks. Always bring snacks.