So here’s the lesson: the closest Tube station to The O2 is North Greenwich, and it’s not even a competition. The other options are like bringing a spoon to a knife fight—they’ll work, but why bother? Next time you’re heading to a gig, just follow the yellow sign for the Jubilee line. Your feet, your wallet, and your patience will thank you.
And if you still insist on walking from Canning Town or Mudchute? Well, don’t say I didn’t warn you when you’re fuming in a puddle while I’m already inside, clutching my overpriced beer. You know where to find me.