Here’s the part that makes me laugh: still water is lazy water. It takes the easy way out, freezing from the top down. Circulated water is the overachiever—it works hard, stays clear, and finishes early.
So next time you’re waiting for ice, ask yourself: Am I a stagnant pond or a river? (And don’t say ‘a river in denial.’) Do yourself a favor: get a tiny pump, set it up, and watch the magic happen. Your future self, holding a perfect gin and tonic, will thank you.
Plus, you’ll finally have something to talk about at barbecues besides the weather. Just don’t blame me when your friends start calling you “The Ice Whisperer.”
