Want to channel your inner traitor for your own life? It’s easy. Wear a high-neck sweater in charcoal or navy. Apply a light dusting of contour powder. Practice your “I am listening to your argument” face in the mirror.
Practical tip: The best “traitor pose” for your next Zoom call is to lean back, cross your arms, and nod slowly. It makes you look thoughtful and slightly dangerous.
Avoid smiling too brightly. This is a serious business, even for a reality show. You are plotting, not picnicking.
