First, the good news. Rabbits are naturally clean—they groom themselves like tiny, fluffy cat wannabes. They can be litter-box trained faster than you can say “bunny business.” I once knew a rabbit who used the toilet like a champ, though his aim wasn’t perfect. He blamed it on the low lighting.
Another win: they’re quiet. No barking, no meowing, just the occasional thump of a foot when they’re angry you’re ten seconds late with the kale. That thump sounds adorable, but trust me—it’s the bunny version of a passive-aggressive text message.
Indoor rabbits also bond deeply with their humans. They’ll follow you from room to room, demanding pets and checking if you’ve hidden any snacks. My friend’s rabbit, Sir Hopsalot, once sat on her laptop keyboard during a Zoom meeting. He looked directly into the camera and said nothing. Absolute power move.
