So, can you eat bologna raw? Yes. It’s safe. It’s convenient. And it’s been a weird, beloved part of American lunchboxes for decades.
Will it blow your mind? No. Will it fill a hole in your soul (or your stomach) at 2 AM? Absolutely. It’s the snack equivalent of a warm hug from an uncle who tells slightly inappropriate jokes.
Go ahead. Unwrap that slice. Take a bite. Just don’t blame me if you find yourself staring at the fridge again tomorrow, wondering if you’ve made a terrible mistake.
You haven’t. You’re just eating meat yogurt. And that’s okay.
