In real life, Blue Badge holders are just trying to get to the dentist without having a meltdown in a car park. Double yellows offer a lifeline, not a luxury suite. Use them wisely, and you’ll never get a ticket.
But if you misuse the badge? You’ll join the ranks of people who get the “You’re a legend in your own mind” speech from a traffic warden. Trust me, nobody wants that.
So yes, you can park on double yellows. Just don’t be the person who makes everyone else groan. Be the person who parks neatly, smiles, and saves the world a little bit of hassle. That’s the real win.