Let’s face it: the idea of a tiny, bloodthirsty hitchhiker clinging to your favorite sweater is enough to make anyone itch just thinking about it. But before you toss your entire wardrobe into a bonfire, take a deep breath. We’re going to tackle this head-on with a laugh and a plan.
Yes, bed bugs can absolutely stay on your clothes. They’re not picky about fabric. They just want a ride to their next meal—which is you, by the way. But here’s the good news: they’re terrible at holding on. Think of them as the worst circus performers ever.