Forget beige fish fingers and sad peas. The menu here reads like a hipster brunch spot. Quinoa salad. Moroccan couscous. Beetroot hummus. They actually serve kale chips—and the toddlers eat them.
Why? Because the chef grows herbs in the garden. Kids pick their own mint for the water. It’s a tiny, delicious conspiracy to turn them into foodies before they can walk.
A Secret Weapon: The “Tidy-Up Song”
They have a special song for cleaning up. It’s a ridiculously catchy tune with clapping and shouting. I swear, it works like magic. Kids suddenly treat picking up blocks like a race. The song is so effective that some parents secretly request the lyrics for home use. It’s their ace in the hole.
St John's Wood Day Nursery & Preschool in St John's Wood, London