I’ve developed a few theories after my hours of “research” (procrastination). Rule one: Everyone wants something from you. Either a bridge or your lack of access to a bridge. There is no middle ground.
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Rule two: Persistence is key. These guys don’t stop. They keep running at you, shouting, even when it’s clearly a bad idea. It’s like a sales conference run by ghosts with caffeine addictions.
And rule three: Never trust a muffin that offers you infrastructure. Just a life tip.
A Quick Warning
If you watch too many videos in one sitting, you might start hearing the phrases in your sleep. I did. I woke up at 3 AM, turned to my sleeping cat, and whispered, “No bridge for you.” She did not appreciate it.
Also, don’t show it to your boss during a Zoom call. They’ll think you’re trying to pitch a bizarre business idea. “So, Bob, where’s the revenue stream?” “Uh, it’s… a bridge. For selling. To people.” Not a great look.
But for a solo laugh, or to share with a friend who loves weird art, it’s gold. Pure, glittering, nonsensical gold.
