For the best all-round experience: snag Block 102, rows F through L. You’re high enough for the views, low enough for the energy. It’s the Goldilocks zone.
For the budget banger: Block 404, front row. You’ll save £40 and still feel like a rock star.
And the absolute worst? Block 406, back rows. You need binoculars. And a good memory of what the artist looks like.
So next time you buy tickets, think like a detective. Look at the map. Ignore the hype. And remember: even a bad seat at the O2 is better than no seat. Go sing your heart out.