Skip the Instagram-bait spots with avocado toast and “deconstructed” fry-ups. You want The Greedy Cow in Islington—a dive with sticky tables and a queue out the door at 8 a.m. The owner, a bloke named Dave, will shout your order across the room. Their “Full House” (£9.50) comes with two of everything: two eggs, two sausages, two rashers, plus a grilled tomato that actually has flavour. No foam, no micro-herbs. Just pure, unapologetic breakfast.
Or head south to Lion’s Den in Tooting. They fry their bread in bacon fat—yes, it’s a health hazard, but we’re not here for kale. The mushrooms are garlicky, the hash browns are proper chunky rectangles (not those sad triangles from the freezer aisle), and the tea comes in a pot that could double as a weapon. Respect.
The Fried Bread Rule: Non-Negotiable
If a Full English doesn’t include fried bread, it’s a pretender. Toast is for amateurs. Real fried bread—dripping with butter, fried in the pan after the bacon—is the unsung hero. At Brick Lane Bagel Shop (yes, they do breakfast bagels, but also a sit-down plate), they’ll fry the bread until it’s golden and crisp, then slather it with HP Sauce. Heaven. Just don’t ask for gluten-free; they’ll laugh you out the door.
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