If you really need something on New Year’s Day and Asda is closed, don’t panic. You have two friends: the local corner shop (bless them) and your freezer.
Or just embrace the chaos. Make a toast with the last of the cranberry sauce. Eat cold pizza for breakfast. It’s tradition now.
Happy New Year! May your roads be clear, your trolley wheels roll straight, and your Asda be open just one more minute than you need.