You cannot walk into Aldi on a Tuesday and expect to find it. Oh no. You must plan. Check the “Sneak Peek” ad on Wednesday morning. Clear your schedule for Thursday.
I’ve seen grown adults sprint to the middle aisle. I saw a grandmother threaten a teenager with her shopping cart for the last Lime Basil. It’s survival of the fittest in produce-patterned sneakers.
Buy at least three. One for your living room, one for the bathroom, and one to hoard in a dark closet like a dragon guarding gold. You will regret not hoarding.
